DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Absurdity, anecdote, brainless, COMEBACK, Conversation, dumb, DumbestMC, foolishness, funny, humor, Hydrated, IDIOTIC, ignorance, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, response, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupidity, Water, wet, WIT, witty reply

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop

3. kids, adoption, Backflip, cat supplies, CatCraft, COLLAR, Fixed, found cat, Guilt, microchipped, missing cat, new cat, petco, Purrrsonal, receipts, REWARD, Shop, single mom, stray cat, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vaccines, vet visit

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a stray cat doing backflips? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the time we found a lost cat and ended up on a cat-catching adventure!

Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!

Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

anxiety-inducing situations, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward situations, awkward social situations, AwkwardAF, daily discomfort, daily unease, discomfort triggers, everyday discomfort, everyday stressors, feeling uneasy, Minecraft, smp, social anxiety, social discomfort, stress triggers, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uneasy feelings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you gotta follow all these rules and act all proper and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bruh.

First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.

CreeperCrazeMC

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCrazeMC, creepy, disquieting, Disturbing, eerie, fact, goosebumps, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

aggression, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, Delusional, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Latvian foreign minister, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Server, sustain, territorial dispute, ukraine war

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not?

GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

Arctic, controversy, Danish PM, Diplomacy, donald trump jr, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandNot4SaleCraft, international relations, ISLAND, Négotiation, ownership, Politics, response, sale, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Visit, visitation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

athletic performance, athletic training, data analysis, Elite, elite runners, Endurance, exercise physiology, fitness goals, Fun, Jogging, long distance running, Marathon, marathon runners, middling, middling runners, peak performance, performance levels, Physical fitness, race preparation, running strategies, running techniques, speed training, sports science, Training, training intensity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	215
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

Ember Wing

Adventure, base, BUILD, Community, Discord, Economy, Ember, Ember wing, Explore, friendly community, Fun, game modes, Join, night, Regular Events, Resources, Server Rules, smp, Start, Survival, Thriving Community, WING

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	1450

Welcome to Emberwing!

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.21.4

Discord: https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE

Explore a World Like No Other!

Why Choose Us?

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.

Join Us Today!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.

Server Rules:

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to Start Your Adventure?

Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4601
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	6928	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Votes:	4425
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3455	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2731	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	5746
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.