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| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Server IP | play.hexsmp.com |
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HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.
Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.
Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.
But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.
First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.
The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.
A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!
In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.
(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
