DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?
we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.
discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.
so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!
Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 682487 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!
Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!
So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1790 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3408 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).
Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
