DressGate: Mom Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Farms Harvested:	101	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	221	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1840
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	238
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	6173
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mines Excavated:	2323	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9812	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Craftbox

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Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6111	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3972	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	New Chunks Explored:	207681
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.