Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

    Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

    Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

    SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AnnoyingAF

    AnnoyingAF
    Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

    UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCovidCraze

    CraftyCovidCraze
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Brain Boosting Workout

    Brain Boosting Workout
    join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

    Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!
    Details Information
    Java Or Bedrock Java 1.21
    Realm/Server/World Server
    Number of players Server didn’t start yet
    Length of Play Session Infinite, server starts tomorrow
    Gametype Semi-anarchy
    Language English

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

      No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.

    2. When will the server start?

      The server will start tomorrow.

    3. How many players are allowed on the server?

      The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.

    4. What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

      Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.

    5. Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

      Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 New Chunks Explored: 307497
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

    Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus
    Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

    Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ores Mined: 2110
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

    SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

    Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

    Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

    And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4381

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RegretCraft: NoRespawns

    RegretCraft: NoRespawns
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

    Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Emeralds Found: 6162

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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