DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4046
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	148

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Zombie Dances:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	882	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crops Grown:	3132	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	673743
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2795	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5079
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24