Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Potions Brewed: 68
Endless Night Skies: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

    KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition
    LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7907 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3468 Star Shards Collected: 131
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Strict yet reasonable
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Unique Features Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

    FAQ

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

    A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

    Q: How does the application process work?

    A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Hell Sex Minecraft Server

    Hell Sex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

    So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1420 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Farms Harvested: 369
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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