DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Items Found:	1299	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	167
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	684486
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3285
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!