DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	959
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	2220	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5382	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!