DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Potions Brewed:	119	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	290
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	1070
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3798
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	New Chunks Explored:	676289

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6894

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3980
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3094
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.