Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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