Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Fire Factions

    Fire Factions

    Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

    Blame The Parents Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

    The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

    So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Magic Items Found: 5582

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

    GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
    Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Animals Bred: 172

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
    Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Synthrunner

    Synthrunner

    Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

    Features:

    OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

    Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Love & Peace Minecraft Server

    Love & Peace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

    Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

    Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2596 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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