Astro Valley

Astro Valley

Astro Valley is a SMP server which brings a lot of cool things to the table. We have Pets, backpacks, quest, auto ranking and much more! Come join us and have an amazing Adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Items Found: 2318
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

    WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

    Unique Griefer server with free donation from a kind and responsive Administration /free Unique events

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Beaner’s Minecraft Server

    Beaner’s Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

    Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

    Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing
    Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1433 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

    So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

    But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

    And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magic Items Found: 4364

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

    Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

    From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

    American GF Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

    Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

    36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Enchantments Applied: 113
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

    Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

    3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

    That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

    Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

    Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

    Snowflake Society Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Crops Grown: 5599
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

    Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 144 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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