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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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