Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ores Mined: 1348
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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