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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 294 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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