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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7438 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Animals Bred: | 33 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!