Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Zombie Dances: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Emeralds Found: 2572
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Enchantments Applied: 61
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 245 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    No-Griefing Policy Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
    Economy System Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
    World Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
    Plugins Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

    Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

    A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

    Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

    A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

    Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

    A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3878 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7982

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Crops Grown: 2565
    Magic Items Found: 6695 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FearlessCraft SMP

    FearlessCraft SMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Farms Harvested: 788
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchantments Applied: 115
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

    T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

    oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

    so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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