Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 175 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7639 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5523
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 70
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    No-Griefing Policy Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
    Economy System Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
    World Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
    Plugins Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

    Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

    A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

    Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

    A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

    Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

    A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 New Chunks Explored: 713901

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FearlessCraft SMP

    FearlessCraft SMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 993282 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147
    Chimeras Created: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Animals Bred: 197 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

    T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

    oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

    so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2044 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1414
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

    Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

    Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

    Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

    Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

    Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

    ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Animals Bred: 131
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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