Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2107 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 243626 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 504974 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Towns Built: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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