Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	681	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6536
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

female challenges, female empowerment, female identity, female perspective, female struggles, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Imagine, Imagine being a woman, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN, women’s experiences, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, awakening moment, critical juncture, defining moment, epiphany, existential crisis, eye-opening experience, FaithlessLove, life-altering realization, life-changing moment, Minecraft, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, pivotal experience, profound change, Self Discovery, shift in perception, smp, transformative event, turning point, world view

Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OopsCraft

consequences, Decision making, hindsight, Impactful, learning experience, life changing, life changing mistake., life lessons, life-altering, mistake, OopsCraft, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, significant event, transformative, turning point, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcome

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Dragon Eggs Found:	9182
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Dimension Hops:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.