Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Falling into the Void: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Villages Defended: 9
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat

    🐝 Let’s Bee Enemies🐝 No vanilla, just bitterness and honey! 1.20.4 Java Teams Voice chat
    Welcome to 🐝 Let’s Bee Friends🐝 !
    Looking for a place where everyone will be glad to see you and your friends? Or you just want to play on a vanilla Minecraft server for FREE?
    We are a 1.20.4 survival server with:
    🗺️- A small +1000 to -1000 block wide world border that will expand
    ⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
    🗣️ – Simple Voice Chat for you and your friends!
    All information on our website : https://www.letsbeefriends.com/
    Let’s Bee Friends! 🌱🐝
    Server IP: mc.letsbeefriends.org
    And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well! We have a special contest just for you!
    [https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT ]

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I join the server for free?

    A: Yes, our Minecraft server is free to join.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: We are currently running version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a world border on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a small world border of +1000 to -1000 blocks wide that expands.

    Q: Can I create and join teams on the server?

    A: Yes, you can create and join teams with your friends on our server.

    Q: Is there voice chat available on the server?

    A: Yes, we have simple voice chat available for you and your friends to use.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit our website at https://www.letsbeefriends.com/ for more information.

    Q: How can I connect to the server?

    A: You can connect to the server using the IP mc.letsbeefriends.org.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can follow up on server updates and participate in special contests. Join us at https://discord.gg/6BRw8QBDVT.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 553418 Dragon Eggs Found: 2048
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Emeralds Found: 8359
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Potions Brewed: 36 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Be me Minecraft server

    Be me Minecraft server
    >So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

    >We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

    >Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2038
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Zombie Dances: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 110 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Potions Brewed: 189 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Alien Abductions: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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