Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runes Activated: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Potions Brewed: 46
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Palterra Pixel

    Palterra Pixel

    Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NyxCraft

    NyxCraft

    Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity.  Features:

    • Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

    Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

    ✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

    Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!
    Server Name Survival Horizons
    Server IP mc.survivalhorizons.net
    Website survivalhorizons.net
    Discord discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Overview:

    Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    Rules:

    • RESPECT EVERYONE
    • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
    • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
    • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
    • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

    Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

    A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

    A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1717
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Winner Winner Minecraft Server

    Winner Winner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, with players using everything from enchanted swords to exploding chickens to claim victory. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to ride a llama through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry zombies? Well, now you can! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion of chaos and mayhem. Who will win? Only one way to find out – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MomNotInformedMC Server

    MomNotInformedMC Server
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any family drama following you around.

    Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about crazy moms and annoying relatives. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without anyone telling you what to do. And the best part? No one will judge you for not giving your mom a photo of yourself in your USMC gear!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight zombies than deal with crazy family members.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Potions Brewed: 36
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8205
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TableGateCraft

    TableGateCraft
    Are you tired of being banished to the back corner of life? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you only see us a few times a year! Our seating chart is so exclusive, you’ll be sitting at the head table with the bride and groom themselves. No more awkwardly crying in the corner while your husband gets pulled away by his family – on our server, you’ll be the life of the party! Plus, our groom’s explanation for your VIP treatment will have you rolling on the floor laughing. So come join us and experience the wedding reception of a lifetime, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1667
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP

    BraggingButNotReally Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being held back from flexing your epic Minecraft skills? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to show off your insane building abilities, conquer crazy challenges, and make friends with fellow Minecraft maniacs.

    Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chickens roaming the land, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor just waiting to be claimed. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted hanging out in our Nether realm, just waiting for a brave soul to come and take it down.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and start bragging about your Minecraft mastery like never before. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends in our crazy world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Acts of Kindness

    Blocky Acts of Kindness
    Join our Minecraft server and prove your selflessness by rescuing virtual villagers from zombie attacks! Show off your heroic side as you defend the innocent NPCs from hordes of brain-eating mobs. Who needs real-life altruism when you can be a virtual hero in our server? Join now and start your quest to become the ultimate savior of pixelated villagers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4235 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server

    BuryatKoreans Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis server cuz we got a BURYAT BATTALION full of NORTH KOREANS! 18 soldiers already ran away from their positions cuz they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server! Come join the chaos and see what crazy adventures await you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a North Korean soldier! Just watch out for any sneaky Russians trying to mess with our crew. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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