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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5135 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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