DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8623	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	320
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2878	Star Shards Collected:	282
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Items Found:	3394
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	6270	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	5562
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	646	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	4365	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4485

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!