Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gods Slained: 0
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Dimension Hops: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1635 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Emeralds Found: 6056 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2912 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 861 Players Killed by Monsters: 506

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Star Shards Collected: 291
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magic Items Found: 6873
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 858003
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Farms Harvested: 951
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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