Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY