Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 449
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Void Gems Collected: 38 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY