DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3537	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	524838
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9856	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	264402
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

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Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7