Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Runes Activated: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 269
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4377
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY