DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Defib Pads Everywhere

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u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	5020	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

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Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	5506
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CarbCraverCraft

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Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

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so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CementedLoveCraft

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join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

2nd Person Craft

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

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lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Apologies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	6492
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Animals Bred:	84	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

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Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.