DerpyCraft: Because Why Not | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LessonsFromHardshipMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Gratitude, growth mindset., inner strength, learning from failure, LessonsFromHardshipMC, mental toughness, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, personal development, positivity, problem solving, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Votes:	3291

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a dungeon full of evil chickens riding on pigs, it was insane! But then I teamed up with this random player and we defeated them with our epic sword skills. And another time, I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but instead of getting mad, I just laughed and built an even better house. It’s like life lessons in Minecraft, man. So come join us on this crazy server and learn some valuable lessons while having a blast! #MinecraftLifeLessons #EvilChickensRidingPigs #CreeperBlowUpLOLZ 🤣🐔🐷💣🏠

TrumpCraft: Make America Mine Again!

America, civic engagement, critical thinking, current events, Democracy, Division, Government, harm, ignorance, leadership, Media influence, Misinformation, Oblivious, partisanship, polarization, political awareness, Politics, public opinion, Social Issues, Trump administration, Trumpcraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Votes:	9685	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of dealing with politics and drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Forget about the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the night.

Join us and escape the madness of the Trump administration – no tweets, no scandals, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth.

So why waste your time arguing about politics when you could be crafting, mining, and exploring with a community of like-minded players? Join us today and leave the real world behind – trust us, your sanity will thank you.

Crafty Bestie’s Distress Relief

adolescent development, adolescent mental health, adolescents, Best-Friend Support, Besties, Co-Rumination, Co-Rumination Effects, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Crafty, Distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, Friendship Dynamics, mental health, mental health interventions, peer influence, peer relationships, Positive Psychology, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, Relief, Social Interaction, social support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh so hard ur pants fall off? well, u found it, buddy! this server is like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers dance to disco music.

u know what else? if u join this server, all ur problems will disappear like a fart in the wind. need a best friend to support u? we got u covered, fam. our best friend support system is so good, it will make ur psychological distress vanish faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

plus, we have the most epic build battles that will make ur jaw drop like a potato falling off a cliff. u think u got what it takes to be the master builder? come on in and prove ur worth, my dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience a world of fun, laughter, and pure awesomeness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Diamond Dozen Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, brilliant.., Diamond, Dozen, expensive, Exquisite, Extravagant, gemstone, high end, jewelry, Lavish, luxury, One In A Million, Opulent, Precious, rare, Realm, Shiny, sparkly, Special, Unique, valuable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond dozen!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by diamonds all day, am I right?

Join now and experience the thrill of mining for those shiny, sparkly gems like there’s no tomorrow!

Don’t be a noob, join the server and become the ultimate diamond master!

RackRetaliation

Boundaries, clothes, Communication, drying rack, fed up, Frustration, Moving, ownership, personal belongings, RackRetaliation, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9485	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of people stealing your drying rack space and replacing your clothes with their own? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will touch your precious laundry! We have a strict policy against clothes swapping and even have a special drying rack protection program in place.

Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

adjusting expectations, Baby Care, challenges of parenthood, constant worry, emotional toll., exhaustion, financial strain, harsh reality, lack of control, lack of personal time, lack of sleep, mental health, new parents, NewParentRealitiesMC, overwhelming responsibility, parenting, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, support system, Time management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Buildings Constructed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	16

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

Ache, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, discomfort, Distress, Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, hurt, intense pain, Ouch, Pain, PainCraft, physical pain, sharp pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, Torment, traumatic pain, unbearable pain, worst pain ever

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	3853	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4966	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3357
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we guarantee that the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Fast Molecule Bonding – DrugCraft

biomedical engineering, Bonding, diffusion, drug absorption, drug delivery, drug distribution, Drug Release, drug targeting, DrugCraft, Enhance, Fast, molecular movement, Molecule, molecules, multiple bonds, nanoparticle movement, nanoparticle transport, pharmaceuticals, strong bond, surface chemistry, surface interactions, surface modification, surfaces, weak binding sites

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5161
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got molecules that are like, super speedy Gonzales on surfaces, man! They got weak binding sites all over the place, so they zoom zoom zoom like they’re on a sugar high! It’s like they’re delivering drugs at lightning speed, yo! And these nanoparticles? They’re moving around like they’re at a rave, just bouncing all over the place! Join this server if you wanna see some next level drug delivery and nanoparticle shenanigans, it’s a wild ride, dude!

Gura’s Echo Isles 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, CHUMBIES, content creators, cute, eating good tonight, echo, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gura, Guras, hololive, internet culture, Isles, japanese, Live Stream, meme, Otaku, retweet, social media, trending, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Votes:	757
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a Gura retweet but with Chumbies! And you know what that means… we’re eating good tonight! Join us for some crazy adventures, building epic structures, and battling mobs like there’s no tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Wedding Snub Survival Server

amicable, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, decision, Drama, emotional, emotional response, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, hurt, hurt feelings, loyalty, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, snub, Support, Survival, VALUES, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any bridesmaid drama.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers can’t cause any trouble! Build your dream wedding venue without any fear of being removed from the bridal party. And don’t worry, we won’t pick sides like some brides do – everyone is welcome here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to use next. See you there!

SMPHardestDecisMkr

Crossroads, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional turmoil, hardest decision, inner conflict, life challenges, life changing, Life decisions, life path, life-altering choices, major life decisions, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, personal struggles, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, SMPHardestDecisMkr, tough choices, Tough Decisions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that run the whole show. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, but cuter. And if you want to join, you have to defeat their leader in a dance-off. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this legendary treasure hidden in a maze that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Laser eyes. And if you can find the treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us! Just be prepared for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life. And hey, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a llama. Who knows?

BlockyHometownVibes

BlockyHometownVibes, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood memories, Close-Knit Community, community bonds, familiar faces, family roots, happy moments, hometown appreciation, hometown beauty, hometown comfort, hometown love, hometown loyalty, hometown pride, hometown spirit, local traditions, Nostalgia, sense of belonging, small town charm, special places

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Do you love the place you grew up? Well, imagine if that place was a Minecraft server! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and compete in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Will you be the lucky player to discover this magical creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why do we love the place we grew up? Because it’s a Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

ZelenskyyCraft UAE Peace Talks

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign policy, global relations, international diplomacy, international travel, mediation efforts, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace talks, peacebuilding initiatives, political negotiations, President Zelenskyy, talks, uae, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, War, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s president zelenskyy travels to united arab emirates in search of the ultimate peace talks… but wait, he gets sidetracked by a group of friendly creepers who just want to build sand castles together! with zelenskyy as your guide, embark on a journey filled with explosive adventures and diplomatic negotiations. who needs war when you can have a blast playing minecraft with world leaders? join now for a chance to broker peace with a pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Planet Party: TOI-4504 Discovery

astronomers, astronomical breakthrough, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, astronomical study, celestial bodies, discovery, Exoplanets, gas giants, nontransiting planet, Party, planet, planetary discovery, planetary dynamics, planetary formation, planetary orbits, planetary system, Resonance, scientific research, space exploration, TOI-4504, TOI4504, transit timing variations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

so like, u know how astronomers r always lookin up at da stars n stuff? well dey found dis crazy planet called TOI-4504. it has THREE planets around it, like whaaat?! two of em r gas giants dat r like bffs in a 2:1 resonance. dey causin record transit timing variations n stuff, like dey playin hide n seek with dis nontransiting planet.

join dis minecraft server n u can explore da mysteries of TOI-4504! build ur own space station n pretend ur an astronaut discoverin new worlds. maybe u can even find dat hidden planet n become da ruler of da galaxy or somethin. it’s gonna be outta dis world, literally. so come join us on dis intergalactic adventure, it’s gonna be a blast! 🚀🌌🪐

Zonecraft | Stalker | server minecraft

Alliance, ANOMALIES, Artifacts, Atmospheric, Bartender, Bosses, Clan, Clans, Community, Donations, Duels, Dynamic Gameplay, Economy, Events, Free Donations, hostile NPCs, locations, Minecraft, Music, No Dupe, No Wipes, overalls, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Stalker, Wars, Without Launcher, Zone, zonecraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Zonecraft is a server dedicated to the game Stalker. At these moments, which is one of the best servers on this topic

Our server contains all key mechanics – anomalies, artifacts, overalls, quests, hostile NPSs and bosses!

Take the study of the zone, the performance of quests, or unite in an alliance or clan and participate in the wars for locations, and you can just go down to the basement to the bartender and steal under the music.

Our server will not let you get bored, but thanks to an excellent community, atmospheric music and dynamic gameplay, you can plunge into the game with your head!

We are waiting for you on our stalker server!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Void Armor Forged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3