MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

Allies, Assertiveness, blocks, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, G7, international relations, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, strength, summit, trump, united states, Weakness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9552
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Elon’s Unemployable Kids

American, career prospects, economic recovery, education, Elon, Elons, employment, future job market, innovation, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job security, Kids, labor market, post-pandemic, professional development, sanity, Skills, tech industry, Training, unemployable, Workforce

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	9905
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.

AHAPXN server minecraft

AHAPXN, banner, Community, competitive, Gaming, ips, kill others, leather jacket, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noobs, ONLINE, Pork, PvP, Resources, Server, STRONG, Survival, Vote

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

hi here no spavna if not you do you, look for the resources, kill others and the most glamorous kill the noobs, become super strong, become the first one who a and ksty if you want ren, you need to vote there 1 leather jacket and 15 pork foods and everything is not Boysa kill here are IPs 1b3t.aternos.me

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Sparked

admins, Apply now, chest locks, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, Land Claims, Mature, Mods, player count, player head drops, proximity voice chat, Resets, smp, sparked, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Sparked Minecraft Server

Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.

About us:

An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.
Will the world ever reset?	No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets.

Ethereal Elysian Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Choice, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, Elysian, Ethereal, Isles, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, method, seeking help, self harm, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy, Therapy options

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	3053
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaotic experience!

– Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination, or lack thereof!

– Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, because who needs gravity anyway?

– Explore dungeons filled with mobs that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even your existence!

– Chat with fellow players who may or may not be figments of your imagination, but hey, who’s keeping track?

– And most importantly, discover your true purpose in life…or at least in this virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to descend into madness!

ExGfGoneWild_Server

aita, coming out, controversy, deceased, ex girlfriend, ExGfGoneWild_Server, Grief, GRIEVING, Harassment, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, mutual friend, outing, privacy, relationship, reputation, Respect, Secrets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP

acceptance, advice, Closure, Communication, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, moving on, RejectedHusbands, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	4478

OMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.

Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyCashCow

budgeting, clothing, CraftyCashCow, dining out, disposable income, Entertainment, experiences, Gifts, groceries, hobbies, Home decor, Investments, Luxury items, personal finance, savings, self-care, shopping, spending habits, subscriptions, Technology, travel

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

EuroRearmCraft Server

alliances, arms race, Budget, Cheaper, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, EuroRearmCraft, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, rearming, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	2667	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3389	Horror Stories Survived:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

BibaCraft: Kidnapped by Creepers!

BibaCraft, Bibas, Captivity, children, Conflict, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, Heartbreaking, idf, investigation, Israel Defense Forces, Kidnapped, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Mother, Murdered, News, Terrorism, third body, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is the competition! IDF confirmed that Bibas children were murdered in Hamas captivity but don’t worry, that won’t happen here cuz we don’t tolerate that nonsense! Plus, we have a mystery third body that’s definitely not the mother’s, so you know things are gonna get wild. Join now for a killer good time!

Racks SMP

Active, behind, building, Community, Custom Items, Datapacks, Discord, Farming, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Join, Late, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, Racks, Rollback, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ores Mined:	5511	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Small, community-based
Number of Players	Approximately 25
Focus	Farming, building, custom items
Rules	No griefing, friendly community

FAQ

Q: What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

A: We offer custom items and a shop that encourages farming and building.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: We discourage PVP and focus more on cooperative gameplay.

Q: What happens if someone is caught griefing?

A: Any griefing will be rolled back and the player responsible will face consequences.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server will open in a few days, so you’re not too late to join!

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using this link.

Eternal Blaze 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, Blaze, Captivating, charming, cute, desirable, Enchanting, enticing, ETERNAL, Girls, Gorgeous, hot, Irresistible, Lovely, PRETTY, seductive, Sexy, STRIKING, Stunning, You know

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got cute sexy girls, like, everywhere, man! And I ain’t talking about those pixelated blocky babes, nah, I’m talking about real-life hotties who play Minecraft, can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true, dude! So, if you wanna build some epic structures and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be, my dude. Don’t miss out on all the fun and flirtation, come join us now!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

aita, beauty procedures, budgeting, CAR, Communication, Conflict Resolution, credit card, DEBT, Decision making, emergency fund, Expenses, finances, Honesty, job loss, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, PixelPleasure, PS5, savings, Server, transparency, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3875	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Emeralds Found:	7767	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

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