Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (＾◡＾)
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 9057 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.
So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!
Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!
But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!
And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6224 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!
So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 967 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7148 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!
Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!
Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.
So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!
But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!
– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 236 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 6711 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!
Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6568 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣
Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!
Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?
But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 169 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.
But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
