Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 New Chunks Explored: 927606
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4773 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Emeralds Found: 5958
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mines Excavated: 2644
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Dimension Hops: 15 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

    AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!
    Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

    But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

    So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4822
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

    CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

    🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

    🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

    💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

    🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

    🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

    Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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