Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
New Chunks Explored: 796555 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Villages Defended: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 568148
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 New Chunks Explored: 235108
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ores Mined: 8749 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Zombie Dances: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Ores Mined: 9277 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8035
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 133 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crops Grown: 6403
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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