Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 30 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 848310 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Farms Harvested: 938 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 382 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ores Mined: 9473
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 291 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Potions Brewed: 181
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Magic Items Found: 1930
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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