Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Emeralds Found: 4687
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Astral Projections Made: 4 New Chunks Explored: 806102
Magic Items Found: 4867 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Villages Defended: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Crops Grown: 3428 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Magic Items Found: 4781
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Animals Bred: 127
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ores Mined: 8219 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Villages Defended: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dimension Hops: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9099 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Animals Bred: 153 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Farms Harvested: 177 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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