| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9136 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Ores Mined: | 7156 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9005 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6637 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2636 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 133 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 935 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3894 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4715 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7050 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 54 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 999 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6572 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Star Shards Collected: | 290 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4173 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1909 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4950 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2427 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3209 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2177 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6018 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 432 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 882 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4033 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8895 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.
And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.
So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!
