Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Meteorites Collected: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fortune Cookie Craft

    Fortune Cookie Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

    Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9711 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5729 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Animals Bred: 117
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 120
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

    CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs
    Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

    Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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