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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6415 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9103 | New Chunks Explored: | 955379 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1731 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 935 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
1. Our server is like a safe space, just like the player’s grandma’s house. Except here, you can actually close the door to your room and have all the privacy you want. No broken doors here!
2. We have a strict no kids policy, so you won’t have to worry about any 5-year-olds breaking your stuff. And if they do, we’ll scold them, not you!
3. Need a translator? No problem! We have a team of multilingual players ready to help you out. Say goodbye to awkward language barriers!
4. Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama. No jealous step-siblings or overbearing step-parents here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!