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SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3096	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1