DadGoneCoworkerSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

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IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	77
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	604810

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2