| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3869 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 61 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Votes: | 8430 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8768 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6367 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2318 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8557 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 264 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9568 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1788 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2949 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4526 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 501 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9241 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 57115 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3978 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 537 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8659 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3905 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4983 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2092 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6844 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6197 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4683 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3014 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6764 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
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