Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Ores Mined: 8306 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Animals Bred: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 251 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 432
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4026 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Farms Harvested: 882
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 676372

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ores Mined: 6943 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 1454 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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