Season 1

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3911
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Animals Bred: 45
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Zombie Dances: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 New Chunks Explored: 27838
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9745 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 New Chunks Explored: 556031
    Villages Defended: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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