Season 1
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| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.
So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?
So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.
come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 96 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?
Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.
But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!
Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.
So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?
So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.
So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
