Season 1
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| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!
And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.
Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.
Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.
Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 109 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Our tag: t.me/vanillape
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
