Season 1
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| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7138 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 5199 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
