Season 1
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| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8155 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.
come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6576 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
